I’m shy
But I will fuck the shit out of you (via gold-kushkloudz)
Anonymous asked:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Me as a coroner
  • Me: we can tell from the scars that the victim was murdered about a week ago
  • Dead Body: WEEK AGO
  • Me: FUCK WIT US AND WE START TWEAKIN HOE

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

(Source: ridge)