This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
not wanting me.
the beginning of me.
thank you. ❞
the hurt, nayyirah waheed (via anditslove)
what if your girlfriend farted around you
I mean we’re all human and gotta do it sometimes, but ima take it as a challenge and clear the goddamn house out. I dont think she’d be ready for that kind of biological warfare.